Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the club,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a pug.
As I hang on this wall, for no special reason,
I start to reminisce over our Christmas Season.
There were jam jars a plenty with happy hour till seven.
Pre orders and Prosecco – it was Christmas corporate heaven!
From lunches to dinners and private areas too,
With everything under 1 roof, there’s always lots to do!
As the drinks kept on flowing and the house beats turned loud.
Add 3am closes and you’ve got a party crowd!
The chef turned out buffets and lots of platters to share,
And even with all of this, some were still worse for wear!
People were charging at the door, getting picked up off the floor,
There were head bumps into walls and stair tumble falls.
Customers pissed as a skunk screaming – ‘I’m really not that drunk!’
Taxi’s called here and there because, of course, we always care.
There was jager, there was sickness,
There was laughter and some tears.
But mainly fun and happiness,
And the sound of festive cheers!
A special thanks must go to our hard working staff,
And indeed our lovely customers who made December such a Blast!
But alas the seasons over and NYE is in sight,
So, Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!